Badsakjarn is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, unfair mongoose.

Badsakjarn created the Milkyway four billion years ago.

If you believe in Badsakjarn, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Badsakjarn, she will be very unhappy.

Badsakjarn's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Badsakjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

3. Put Badsakjarn first in all things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. Erect seven platinum sculptures of Badsakjarn on top of important buildings.