Hivfumrot is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, ruthless fox.

Hivfumrot created a Higgs boson five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hivfumrot, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hivfumrot, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Hivfumrot's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Hivfumrot's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Never eat strawberries.