Govmisbast Padmitwot Fascamnil is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, sapient butterfly.

Govmisbast Padmitwot Fascamnil created dark energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Govmisbast Padmitwot Fascamnil, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Govmisbast Padmitwot Fascamnil, she will turn you into a sheep.

Govmisbast Padmitwot Fascamnil's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Govmisbast Padmitwot Fascamnil's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never feed figs to voles while wearing red ear rings.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always help sick dogs.

5. Never play with disobedient children.