Fedmobcet is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, calm centaur.

Fedmobcet created the Cigar Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fedmobcet, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fedmobcet, he will be very sad.

Fedmobcet's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Fedmobcet's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Fedmobcet in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

5. Never think about quantum gravity.