Kipdubortlakartceb is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, fast dragonfly.

Kipdubortlakartceb created the planet Jupiter four years ago.

If you believe in Kipdubortlakartceb, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kipdubortlakartceb, it will turn you into a worm.

Kipdubortlakartceb's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Kipdubortlakartceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not name children after whales.

3. Never write about fluid mechanics.

4. Never wear black skirts on sacred days.

5. Do not prepare rice while wearing boots.