Honvenfebfut is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, fast hummingbird.

Honvenfebfut created the Sol system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Honvenfebfut, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Honvenfebfut, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Honvenfebfut's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Honvenfebfut's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Honvenfebfut.

2. Honvenfebfut loves great tits, so they must be respected.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not dye your hair mauve.

5. Run away from red foxes, for they are unholy.