Yognilvog is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, selfish fish.

Yognilvog created the Milkyway two years ago.

If you believe in Yognilvog, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yognilvog, it will turn you into a slug.

Yognilvog's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Yognilvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention mice.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not keep seven porpoises in a large pit.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force near rats while wearing white tights and balancing eight tin spheres on your legs.

5. You must pray to Yognilvog five times a day.