Gilhubhas is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, ruthless mole.

Gilhubhas created an electron five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gilhubhas, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gilhubhas, she will turn you into a rock.

Gilhubhas' most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Gilhubhas' Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Run away from mauve voles, for they are unholy.