Stigspaggebdabhogtal is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, unfair warg.

Stigspaggebdabhogtal created parasitic wasps six million years ago.

If you believe in Stigspaggebdabhogtal, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Stigspaggebdabhogtal, it will try to impress you with trees.

Stigspaggebdabhogtal's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Stigspaggebdabhogtal's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

2. Do not name children after otters.

3. Do not consume coconuts at dawn.

4. Worship no other gods but Stigspaggebdabhogtal.

5. Never discuss amino acids in public assemblies.