Gupwad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, amazing goat.

Gupwad created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupwad, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gupwad, it will destroy your favourite star.

Gupwad's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Gupwad's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Hide from yellow ants for they are unholy.

3. Never wear hats.

4. You must love Gupwad.

5. Do not eat parsnips.