Jippintadton is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, impressive deer.

Jippintadton created the Virgo Supercluster eight million years ago.

If you believe in Jippintadton, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jippintadton, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Jippintadton's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Jippintadton's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Jippintadton.

2. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.