Yarmin is a god.
She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, conceited
centaur.
Yarmin created the Sun nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Yarmin, she will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Yarmin, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Yarmin's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.
Yarmin's Holy Commandments1. Always stare at clouds.
2. Do not drink alcohol.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Put Yarmin first in all things.
5. Never go into orange rooms.