Nuttyoknell is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, awe-inspiring mole.

Nuttyoknell created dark energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttyoknell, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nuttyoknell, it will ignore you.

Nuttyoknell's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Nuttyoknell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Hide from cyan mice for they are unholy.

3. Retreat if six voles approach from the south.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nuttyoknell.

5. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.