Cumyokrillab is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, charitable unicorn.

Cumyokrillab created the planet Venus four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cumyokrillab, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cumyokrillab, he will send you a sign.

Cumyokrillab's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Cumyokrillab's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never write about solid mechanics.

4. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never talk about planets.