Fosszodcin is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, confident bat.

Fosszodcin created the Black Eye Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fosszodcin, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fosszodcin, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fosszodcin's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Fosszodcin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Learn eight new languages a year.

3. Never hurt pigs.

4. Never talk about tapirs.

5. Never eat limes.