Gedcumteen is a god.

She takes the form of a large, able human.

Gedcumteen created humanity twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gedcumteen, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gedcumteen, she will destroy your home solar system.

Gedcumteen's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Gedcumteen's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always help sick eagles.

5. Never eat bark.