Sabjanpib is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, temperamental pigeon.

Sabjanpib created the Sombrero Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sabjanpib, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sabjanpib, she will turn you into a sheep.

Sabjanpib's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Sabjanpib's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat parsnips.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. Never feed wheat to sheep while wearing jumpers.
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