Mobpodpas is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, grumpy chinchilla.

Mobpodpas created water two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mobpodpas, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mobpodpas, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Mobpodpas' most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Mobpodpas' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never feed lots of pineapples to manatees while wearing orange shorts.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force near great tits while wearing gray boots and balancing five tin spheres on your hands.

4. Do not take Mobpodpas' name in vain.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory.