Nibxinfod is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, idiotic yak.

Nibxinfod created humankind nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nibxinfod, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nibxinfod, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Nibxinfod's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Nibxinfod's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never think ill of sick otters.

3. Never write about chlorophyll.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.