Quillcemfetfut is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, generous hummingbird.

Quillcemfetfut created the planet Saturn four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quillcemfetfut, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Quillcemfetfut, she will destroy your home solar system.

Quillcemfetfut's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Quillcemfetfut's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain tights during rituals.

2. Never point your arms toward the east during prayer.

3. Always cleanse water with water.

4. Never allow sharks to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Do not gather at bridges at dawn.