Parkjophen is a god.
It takes the form of a minute, passionate
centipede.
Parkjophen created Mount Everest four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Parkjophen, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Parkjophen, it will not care at all.
Parkjophen's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.
Parkjophen's Holy Commandments1. Pray towards the south.
2. Worship no other gods but Parkjophen.
3. Do not dye your hair blue.
4. Do not speak about grapes.
5. Never feed lots of aubergines to sheep while wearing white shorts.