Parkjophen is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, passionate centipede.

Parkjophen created Mount Everest four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Parkjophen, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Parkjophen, it will not care at all.

Parkjophen's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Parkjophen's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Worship no other gods but Parkjophen.

3. Do not dye your hair blue.

4. Do not speak about grapes.

5. Never feed lots of aubergines to sheep while wearing white shorts.