Sugfobcit is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, caring shark.

Sugfobcit created Europe four million years ago.

If you believe in Sugfobcit, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sugfobcit, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Sugfobcit's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Sugfobcit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Do not dye your hair yellow.