Sagjonjon Weeominmab is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, caring mole.

Sagjonjon Weeominmab created the Large Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Sagjonjon Weeominmab, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sagjonjon Weeominmab, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Sagjonjon Weeominmab's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Sagjonjon Weeominmab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics.

2. Always look after injured foxes.

3. Sagjonjon Weeominmab must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Feed all hungry goats.

5. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.