Flatmigont is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, sage warg.

Flatmigont created the universe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Flatmigont, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Flatmigont, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Flatmigont's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Flatmigont's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flatmigont.

2. Do not eat lentils.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Never write about chlorophyll.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.