Flatmigont is a god.
He takes the form of a blubbery, sage
warg.
Flatmigont created the universe five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Flatmigont, he will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Flatmigont, he will destroy your favourite planet.
Flatmigont's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.
Flatmigont's Holy Commandments1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flatmigont.
2. Do not eat lentils.
3. Pray towards the north.
4. Never write about chlorophyll.
5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.