Jinvabflow is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, vain wren.

Jinvabflow created humankind three billion years ago.

If you believe in Jinvabflow, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Jinvabflow, he will turn you into a sheep.

Jinvabflow's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Jinvabflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not chop down trees.