Pangnabhab is a god.
He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, all-powerful
duck.
Pangnabhab created humankind five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Pangnabhab, he will not care.
If you do not believe in
Pangnabhab, he will cry a lot.
Pangnabhab's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.
Pangnabhab's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
2. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Pangnabhab in the centre of the settlement.
3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
4. Do not hurt eagles.
5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Pangnabhab on top of all buildings.