Pangnabhab is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, all-powerful duck.

Pangnabhab created humankind five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangnabhab, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Pangnabhab, he will cry a lot.

Pangnabhab's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Pangnabhab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Pangnabhab in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not hurt eagles.

5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Pangnabhab on top of all buildings.