Honkengat Vigflanyarp is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, smart duck.

Honkengat Vigflanyarp created the Sombrero Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Honkengat Vigflanyarp, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Honkengat Vigflanyarp, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Honkengat Vigflanyarp's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Honkengat Vigflanyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never talk about photosynthesis.

5. Never think ill of sick snakes.