Cissbudwon is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, quiet wyvern.

Cissbudwon created carbon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cissbudwon, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cissbudwon, it will turn you into a mouse.

Cissbudwon's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Cissbudwon's Holy Commandments

1. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Cissbudwon on top of all buildings.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Do not sing in public.