Satgudtaf is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, capable salamander.

Satgudtaf created the Tadpole Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Satgudtaf, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Satgudtaf, she will destroy your favourite star.

Satgudtaf's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Satgudtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight dolphins approach from the north.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not eat figs.

4. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

5. Always obey Satgudtaf's priests.