Habtailfub is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, wise finch.

Habtailfub created the planet Saturn four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Habtailfub, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Habtailfub, it will come to you in dreams.

Habtailfub's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Habtailfub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never feed cucumbers to moths while wearing corsets.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Always help swans in need.

5. Never talk about dark matter near tapirs while wearing blue shirts and balancing five silver spheres on your back.