Tafvid is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, unthinking dragon.

Tafvid created everything that exists nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tafvid, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tafvid, he will ignore you.

Tafvid's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Tafvid's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with humility.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Always cleanse ash with water.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Never look in ponds.