Bodfigrot is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, capable human.

Bodfigrot created snails two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodfigrot, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bodfigrot, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Bodfigrot's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Bodfigrot's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven gold sculptures of Bodfigrot on top of important buildings.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about tortoises.

5. Always help rats in need.