Dinsugtonk is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, egotistical centaur.

Dinsugtonk created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dinsugtonk, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dinsugtonk, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Dinsugtonk's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Dinsugtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never write about solid mechanics.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never feed lots of limes to nematodes while wearing orange hats.

5. Never hurt bats.