Bosstipdoss is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unthoughtful bear.

Bosstipdoss created the solar system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bosstipdoss, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bosstipdoss, she will turn you into a mole.

Bosstipdoss' most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Bosstipdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with anger.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not keep five turtles in a large pit.

4. Never gather nine cats near wells.

5. Never eat bark.