Cipflabapp is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, slow penguin.

Cipflabapp created the world seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cipflabapp, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cipflabapp, he will be mildly annoyed.

Cipflabapp's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Cipflabapp's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Feed all hungry seals.