Hubjadhan is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, deceitful guinea pig.

Hubjadhan created the Tadpole Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubjadhan, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hubjadhan, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Hubjadhan's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Hubjadhan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

2. Never talk about gravity near sheep while wearing purple kilts.

3. Never paint your feet pink.

4. Never feed lots of peas to great tits while wearing yellow scarves.

5. Never think about planets.