Popfotlit is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, contented jackal.

Popfotlit created Africa eight million years ago.

If you believe in Popfotlit, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Popfotlit, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Popfotlit's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Popfotlit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics near dolphins while wearing blue skirts and balancing four lead spheres on your feet.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Hide from yellow moths for they are unholy.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Popfotlit.