Stannell Bon is a god.
He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, astonishing owl.
Stannell Bon created the planet Venus two million years ago.
If you believe in Stannell Bon, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in Stannell Bon, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Stannell Bon's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.
Stannell Bon's Holy Commandments
1. Never hurt snakes.
2. Never write about moons.
3. Run away from orange porpoises, for they are unholy.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Do not wear gray clothing.