Sakbigfat is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, humorless dog.

Sakbigfat created Europe six million years ago.

If you believe in Sakbigfat, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Sakbigfat, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Sakbigfat's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Sakbigfat's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not take Sakbigfat's name in vain.