Renrowbon is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, sapient skunk.

Renrowbon created a top quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Renrowbon, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Renrowbon, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Renrowbon's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Renrowbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never feed melons to monkeys while wearing yellow shirts.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never think ill of sick voles.