Stigvabspag is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, awe-inspiring dragonfly.

Stigvabspag created the cosmos eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stigvabspag, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Stigvabspag, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Stigvabspag's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Stigvabspag's Holy Commandments

1. Put Stigvabspag first in all things.

2. Do not hurt sharks.

3. Never leap in the presence of geese.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.