Vadtafbed is a god.

She takes the form of a small, quiet pig.

Vadtafbed created a quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vadtafbed, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vadtafbed, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Vadtafbed's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Vadtafbed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at doors at midday.

2. Never carve symbols of nebulae into wood.

3. Do not keep seven nematodes in a large pit.

4. Always act with humility when addressing elders.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.