Honmabgil is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, prudent bat.

Honmabgil created water two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Honmabgil, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Honmabgil, it will refuse to believe in you.

Honmabgil's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Honmabgil's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

3. Never feed lots of bananas to snails while wearing fawn skirts.

4. Run away if four badgers approach from the west.

5. Never go into yellow rooms.