Mipranlap is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, overgenerous coyote.

Mipranlap created Mount Everest five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mipranlap, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Mipranlap, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Mipranlap's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Mipranlap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Mipranlap's name in vain.

2. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Mipranlap in the centre of the settlement.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always stare at clouds.