Nillfigyart is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, sapient scorpion.

Nillfigyart created the planet Earth two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillfigyart, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nillfigyart, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Nillfigyart's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Nillfigyart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear violet clothing.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Nillfigyart in the centre of the settlement.