Daghenzed is a god.

It takes the form of a large, unjust parrot.

Daghenzed created a charm quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Daghenzed, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Daghenzed, it will manifest in front of you.

Daghenzed's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Daghenzed's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.