Nellhonyatt is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, cheerful wolf.

Nellhonyatt created oxygen four years ago.

If you believe in Nellhonyatt, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nellhonyatt, she will not care.

Nellhonyatt's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Nellhonyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention turtles.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Nellhonyatt must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Never talk about foxes.