Artmifjin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, passionate swan.

Artmifjin created oxygen seven million years ago.

If you believe in Artmifjin, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Artmifjin, he will destroy your home planet.

Artmifjin's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Artmifjin's Holy Commandments

1. Artmifjin must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.