Tanlargbop is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, merciless rhinoceros.

Tanlargbop created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tanlargbop, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tanlargbop, she will have a low opinion of you.

Tanlargbop's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Tanlargbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always help sick porpoises.

3. Always cleanse water with water.

4. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.