Huncebfem Ingrakflow is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, quiet frog.

Huncebfem Ingrakflow created everything that exists two years ago.

If you believe in Huncebfem Ingrakflow, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Huncebfem Ingrakflow, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Huncebfem Ingrakflow's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Huncebfem Ingrakflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in the presence of gulls.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not speak about parsnips.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Huncebfem Ingrakflow.

5. Never eat bark.