Figdissyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, narcissistic duck.

Figdissyatt created the Andromeda Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Figdissyatt, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Figdissyatt, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Figdissyatt's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Figdissyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not speak about peas.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

4. Run away if five birds approach from the west.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.