Cintiglap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, calm mole.

Cintiglap created Mount Everest three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cintiglap, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cintiglap, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Cintiglap's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Cintiglap's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands pink.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

4. Never think ill of sick otters.

5. Do not chop down trees.