Queegsinhogaf is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, humorless troll.

Queegsinhogaf created the Sunflower Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegsinhogaf, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Queegsinhogaf, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Queegsinhogaf's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Queegsinhogaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Queegsinhogaf loves whales, so they must be respected.