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She takes the form of a slim, strong swallow.

Mutgeprapbet created the planet Jupiter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Mutgeprapbet, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Mutgeprapbet, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Mutgeprapbet's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Mutgeprapbet's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from pink doves for they are unholy.

2. Do not dye your hair magenta.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Mutgeprapbet loves swans, so they must be honoured.

5. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Mutgeprapbet in the centre of the settlement.