Gidtommum is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, fast cat.

Gidtommum created matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidtommum, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gidtommum, it will turn you into a slug.

Gidtommum's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Gidtommum's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss amino acids in public assemblies.

2. Never think about archaea.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching silver.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.