Gabflisstrag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, sage donkey.

Gabflisstrag created water three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabflisstrag, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gabflisstrag, it will jump up and down on your head.

Gabflisstrag's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Gabflisstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry otters.

2. Do not hurt nematodes.

3. Worship no other gods but Gabflisstrag.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.