Cabfunleg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, generous camel.

Cabfunleg created dark matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabfunleg, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cabfunleg, she will turn you into a snail.

Cabfunleg's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Cabfunleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity.

2. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Cabfunleg in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never hurt voles.

4. Cabfunleg must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.