Rawjabdidrulljatzedstig is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, self-confident dingo.

Rawjabdidrulljatzedstig created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Rawjabdidrulljatzedstig, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rawjabdidrulljatzedstig, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Rawjabdidrulljatzedstig's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Rawjabdidrulljatzedstig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never skip in the presence of mice.

3. Always help horses.

4. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not drink water in orange rooms.