Laglinpin is a god.
He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, sapient
fox.
Laglinpin created the Sol system five million years ago.
If you believe in
Laglinpin, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Laglinpin, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.
Laglinpin's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.
Laglinpin's Holy Commandments1. Run away if five birds approach from the east.
2. Always help gulls in need.
3. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.
4. Never eat green fruit.
5. Do not stand on grass.